Nowadays, life is so stressful, and girls’ moods are also unpredictable. It is necessary to say something to make girls happy from time to time. Maybe you can even make a girl happy while making her happy. Below I will share with you some funny and provocative questions and answers, which will be useful when chatting with girls.
1. "If you were scared, whose arms would you throw yourself into?" "It's not you anyway" "Sad, lie I won’t die right away.” “I lied to you, I’m not dead.” 2. “Will you fall in love with me?” “No.” “Why are you stupid? If not, I will teach you.” ”
3. “Let me ask you, if you were a coat, which kind of coat do you think you are?” “Long coat” “Wrong! You are the only one in my heart”
4. "When you carry me on your back, do you feel I am heavy?" "Of course I am, because I am carrying my whole world."
5. "Do you know where my heart is? ?" "On the left." "Wrong, on your side." 6. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is..." "What if your mother's surname is Fang? If your surname is not Fang, why do you look so upright? ”
7. “Do you know why my eyes are so beautiful?” “I don’t know” “Because you are all in my eyes.”
8. "What's in the eye of a lover?" "Bishi?" "No, it's you."
9. "Love or not, give me a word-by-word answer." ""Don't love" "Naughty, please give me a one-word answer! Try again"
10. Male: I have been feeling uncomfortable in my throat recently, and I feel like there is something in my throat.
Female: What happened? How long has it been?
Male: It’s been a long time, you keep coughing?
Female: Have you gone to the hospital? Have you checked the reason?
Male: Hey, I coughed it up! (Picture below)
11. "There is a beautiful story" "What story" "It's about you meeting me"
12. "Tell you 7 anti-aging methods" "What method" "Love me love me love me love me love me love me love me"
13. "Winter "Come here, what kind of quilt do you want to cover?" "Of course it's a quilt" "Yes, it's a baby"
14. "Let's be friends today!" "What's wrong?" "Because our love has begun."
15. "When I meet you, I often feel that life is short." "What's wrong with me?" "Because the days with you make life sweeter and longer."
16. "Can you play the role of a woodpecker?" "What do you say?" "Come and peck my face, I will be your tree."
17. "Hey, stretch out your hand" "What are you doing?""I want to hold my girlfriend's hand"
18. "You must be short-sighted, right?" "Why do you say that?" "How could you not see that I like you if you are not short-sighted~"
19. "Look to see if my leg is broken." "How could it be?" "I can't move my legs when I meet you."
20. Do you have a barbecue party? What to bake first! "Let's grill the meat first" "I will consider you first..."
If you are funny and sultry, just do it in the right place You can say it at any time, adjust the atmosphere, and make a girl happy. Of course, you can't say these words all the time in life, otherwise you will appear greasy and not sincere.
